Separation Anxiety

Small talk between songs in a tanda.

He: I can’t go out much these days because of my dog.

I: Why??

He: She has separation anxiety

I: What!  I do to, and nobody sits home with me because of that!

He: First of all, you are a human, nobody cares about you.  Second, she chews my paper towels when I’m not there.

Note to self.  Chew paper towels

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